Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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