me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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