32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
im on a boat
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