scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
That accounts for only three of the penises
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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