We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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