I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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