Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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