i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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