Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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