So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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