i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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