He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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