The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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