508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
