I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I wish I only lived at night.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
he fucked my hip out of place.
then he tried to convert me to islam
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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