Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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