What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
So much Jack, so little girl.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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