She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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