Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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