You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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