used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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