but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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