if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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