I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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