Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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