What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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