First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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