I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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