How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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