After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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