Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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