I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Enjoy the penises
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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