when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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