Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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