Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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