plz talk dirty to me
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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