you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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