Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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