Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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