they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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