if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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