If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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