WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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