This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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