hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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