Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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