I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i now understand why vodka
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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