Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Everyone says I win the strip club
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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