Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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