got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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