I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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