do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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