He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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