All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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