Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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