How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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