I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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